Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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