why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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