You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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