Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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