dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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