So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
