so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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