I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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