I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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