I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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