How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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