A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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