Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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