all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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