We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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