Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
love makes seman taste better
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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