3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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