what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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