i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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