shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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