It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It's just like the Real World with babies
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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