I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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