Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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