We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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