It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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