i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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