Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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