Pregnant stripper...not hot.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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