I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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