It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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