seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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