wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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