Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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