Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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