i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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