shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I am naked and annoyed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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