I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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