I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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