Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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