your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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