so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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