i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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