he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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