honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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