It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
