OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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