drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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