I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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