I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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