i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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