Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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