ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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