I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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