I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize