walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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