If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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