just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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